So, yes, I know, it took me long enough. Forgive me, please. I've been bogged down with transfer applications and the like. BUT, I couldn't stay away from the Arcenciels too long. I have played halfway through generation three, and I'm finally free to post. Last time, we met the crazy founder Sunny, and she got married to sexy pink-eyed bartender (SPEB) and they had a baby. This update is rife with crazy sims, fires, and even nuttier events.
So, as we return to the Arcenciels, Balthazar really hates this guy Craig. No idea why.
Citrus just wants you all to know he hates his life.
Citrus ORANGE IS NOT MY COLOR!!! I'M TOO PINK FOR THIS.
Sunny HELLOOOOOOOOO. Did you forget about me?
simrouge How could I ever forget about your bright, shining face... >.>
Sunny is clearly a lady.
Look as she wafts the scent from her unwashed body towards her nostrils, carefully inhaling.
Only ladies do that.
WHEN YOU SEE IT YOU WILL SHIT BRICKS
Sunny decided that aroma was less her style, but that sponge-bathing was the thing to do.
Excuse me while I disagree.
Awww. Family dinner.
Balthazar Now son, remember, not every woman is as classy and beautiful as your mom.
So choose wisely who you have three bolts with.
That's right, Citrus, choose very carefully.
This is the face of regret.
But at least these two are sickeningly cute. Kind of makes me smile <3
Citrus WELL IT DOESN'T MAKE ME SMILE - I WAS NEVER POTTY TRAINED
Citrus But HOT DAMN do I love the smell of steaming garbage in the morning.
...To each their own.
Meanwhile, the swine flu has swept the Arcenciel household.
Yeah, I went there.
I'm just so lucky with chance cards nowadays.
Oh, hey! Welcome to teenhood, darling.
It's an ISBI, so I shouldn't know this stuff, but I do...so...
You seem less than enthused.
Citrus I'M GROWING UP IN A LOONY BIN HOW WOULD Y
BOW CHICKA WOW WOW
EW, SimGoddess , you're like, ollllld.
simrouge ...So? It's not illegal to catcall pixellated teenagers yet. At least not in NY.
Sim video game controllers look like slugs.
Apparently, Sunny's latest Entertainment promotion is Prostitute.
Citrus Is my dad crying behind me?
Balthazar BAWW I WANT SOME ASS BAWWWW
Well, at least you're still sexy, SPEB.
Sunny Am I still as sexy as my husband?
Yes, of course, dear.
See, I'm so lucky.
Obviously Sunny's fail is hereditary.
Meanwhile, the bus is honking outside.
...You know, Citrus, that's not the usual face of someone who finds out they're failing.
...What exactly is going on here.
...Damn you, toaster strudel.
So they went outside while the fireman did his business.
I maintain it was hotter outside than in.
Yeah, Citrus, I caught you. That's your puddle.
Don't give me the puppy dog eyes, I'm calling you out.
It's okay, lovey. Even with acne you're still cute.
This fire was Citrus' fault, I have to say.
DAMN IT I MISSED HIM CAVORTING WITH THE M
Citrus *passes out*
Balthazar *also passes out*
All he does is look at himself in the mirror. It's ridiculous.
You're lucky you're auto-torch holder, since your parents are infertile.
I mean, for goodness sake, the only action your dad is getting is with his mop.
Oh, true love.
I dedicate this picture to Salvador Dali, who celebrated his birthday yesterday.
Why, thank you!
...well, better than no money at all!
She really was not pleased by her fail.
But I was. *snicker*
Balthazar Honey...? When you're done, can we get it on?
Doctor Er...can't you see she's a bit busy?
Balthazar DAMN IT I NEVER GET LAID
Sunny OH HAI THUR
I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS
THERE THEY ARE A-STANDING IN A ROW
BOM BOM BOM
She recovered, thankfully, so she could celebrate her birthday in a mime outfit.
Awwww. *tears up a bit*
Elder! Sunny is adorable.
(Sorry...walls down...eep...I do that a lot, working on it)
Her insanity quickly rebrands itself as senility.
Bartender Oh yeah, smack that ass...
Balthazar has resorted to drugs and chill in order to keep his mind off his failing aspiration.
Sunny Hmmm...soon I'll have to pass the torch, won't I?
Balthazar I get old in three days. *sadface*
So I decided to send Citrus off to Uni.
While Sunny shows me she's lame now that's she's old.
Goodbye, Citrus! We'll see him next time. :)
Next time, like I said, will be all about Uni, and our new torch-holder, Citrus!
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